the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
how many episodes was that character in, you ask???
not as many as they deserve
not enough to satisfy me
I don’t think a white person has had so much sass in all the history of sassyness as in this moment. 11 probably invented sass.
“11 probably invented sass”
11 invented sass my ass.